When you think of pick up lines, most people think of cheesy or silly conversation-starters like "What's your sign?" or "Is your father a thief? Because someone took all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes." Unless you use lines like this ironically, there's no way they'll work to attract any woman.
Love Systems specializes in good pick up lines, called routines. Actually, it's much more than just pick up lines (which we call "openers" and are used to start the conversation) since we have routines for every stage of the pick up, from opening to seduction. And most aren't "lines" - some are one-liners, but most are stories or "games." Those tend to be full of "if she does this, then you do that, but if she responds this way, then do that instead" and so on.
Still, cheesy pick up lines can be fun, and at Love Systems we collect them. Sometimes it's fun for our master pick up artists to try using ridiculous openers just to see if they can still get the girl, like Cajun did when he won Keys to the VIP. Or if you use them in a dry, ironic, tone when the woman knows you're joking, they can still work.
Here are some of our favorites:
Cheesy pick up lines are more about fun than actually getting the girl. Actually, there are no pick up lines or openers that will do much to attract a woman to you. Love Systems dating experts say that the point of an opener or pick up line is just to start the conversation. Attract her later (like in the next few minutes) but don't try to do everything with one line. Besides, most women aren't that shallow or easy that you can use a pick up line on them like a magic spell and win their heart.
Some non-cheesy Love Systems openers:
Or, you can go more direct:
Check out these, as well as routines to create attraction, build comfort, get her chasing you, and even get over "last minute resistance" without anyone thinking you are cheesy or weird, in our premier book "Magic Bullets."