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Dirty Pick Up Lines

Using dirty pick up lines can be a fun way to start a conversation. To ensure that you don't come across as creepy, deliver the line with a smile on your face.

Some fun examples of dirty pick up lines:

  • Hey, why don't you come on over, sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. Cool?

  • You must work at Subway, because you just gave me a foot-long.

  • Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

  • Who wants to get pregnant tonight?

  • Hi! You're cute. We should exchange orgasms.

  • You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

  • That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.


While these phrases are pretty humorous, don't expect them to get you very far. Dirty pick up lines aren't particularly engaging. At Love Systems, we know better ways to hook the girl of your dreams. We call them openers and routines. We know they work because they have been field tested by master pick-up artists and thousands of students.

A fun pick up line to try:

"Would you care if you found out that your boyfriend looks at porn?"

(She answers)

"I mean, most girls know that guys look at porn, right? My buddy Mike was coming to meet me here tonight and his girlfriend was digging around on his computer and found a folder with porn in it and completely flipped out. She said it's the same as cheating, which is ridiculous, I think... What's funny is she takes a pole-dancing class to 'stay in shape.' That's so weird, right? People are full of contradictions..."

This will do two things: it will (1) make her laugh and (2) show that you're a fun person. If you want to check out more of these fun routines, check out our Routines Manual. This manual contains over 200 pages of the best conversation starters, openers, routines, stories and games that will significantly improve your ability to converse with women!

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