While these phrases are pretty humorous, don't expect them to get you very far. Dirty pick up lines aren't particularly engaging. At Love Systems, we know better ways to hook the girl of your dreams. We call them openers and routines. We know they work because they have been field tested by master pick-up artists and thousands of students.
"Would you care if you found out that your boyfriend looks at porn?"
"I mean, most girls know that guys look at porn, right? My buddy Mike was coming to meet me here tonight and his girlfriend was digging around on his computer and found a folder with porn in it and completely flipped out. She said it's the same as cheating, which is ridiculous, I think... What's funny is she takes a pole-dancing class to 'stay in shape.' That's so weird, right? People are full of contradictions..."
This will do two things: it will (1) make her laugh and (2) show that you're a fun person. If you want to check out more of these fun routines, check out our Routines Manual. This manual contains over 200 pages of the best conversation starters, openers, routines, stories and games that will significantly improve your ability to converse with women!
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